Will never happen! If you take the guns, they'll grab a crossbow. Take that, bows. Take that, a knife. Take that, a spoon. Take that, a tree branch. Violence sees itself done through human hands, and they'd have to literally remove our right to bear arms. From the shoulder socket down.
Does anyone know if I could get a 40 thousand dollar loan to buy a house with?? (Said house is a brick-foundation double wide that was reclaimed by a bank.. I've got a perfectly neutral credit rating, and my monthly income is a few bucks over seven hundred (the loan payment per month would be around 230-250..). Although we don't have any money to move our stuff with, that payment would be 200 less than our current one, and the house isn't a total piece of trash (as opposed to the five thousand dollar piece of trash we do live in currently)..
Although I've never been in any kind of debt in my life (due to living with others and, well, not taking on any kind of monthly payment/big-ticket items at all), and the thought of it is terrifying, my mother hates it here. Its far from every familiar thing we've ever known, and we're sinking anyway. I figure I'll die in another eighteen years at the ripe old age of 48, just like my dad (who was at least three times healthier than me on the day he died..), so who gives a damn about debt? :)
I'll probably not get to experience "the golden years", so I've considered ordering up some catheters and adult diapers just so I can get that experience in early.. Salvation Army has all the ancient clothes I'd need to transition my 10-piece eight-year-old wardrobe to grandpatherly hipster clothes to match.
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